THE MOM SONG!
If you have twins, watch this twice
If you have triplets, watch this 3 times
If you have quad, watch this 4 times
There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in St. Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the Cambridge rag, "The Cambridge Distorter," told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of these 100 year old twin biddies. One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well.
The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa and the deaf one said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" He said, "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!" said the other. "Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman. Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE." So they wiggled up
close to each other. "Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer. Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"
With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US?"
A couple desperate to have a baby went to their priest and asked him to pray for them.
"Next week I am going to Rome and while I am there I will light a candle for you," he replied.
Three years later the priest returned to his parish and went to the young couple's house to visit. He found the wife to be pregnant and busy attending to two sets of twins. The priest felt very elated and asked the girl where her husband was so that he could congratulate him.
"He has gone away for a while," came the harried reply.
"Where has he gone?" asked the priest.
She replied," To Rome, to blow the damn candle out!"
Gotta love these common questions:
Do you ever get yourselves mixed up?
Are you the same age?
Are you boy/girl twins identical?
Can your parents tell you apart?
Why aren't you dressed alike?
Do you ever switch places?
How do you know which one you are?
Do you have the same parents?
Which one is smarter?
Were you born on the same day?
How did your parents know you were Twins?
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